Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
She announced her abortion via fbk
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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