I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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