: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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