Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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