She's JV to your varsity
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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