i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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