Your tits are I can't wait for
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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