Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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