: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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