Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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