she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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