do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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