my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
