so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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