Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I have aggressive nipples.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
