What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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