Ambien. No doubt about it.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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