i don't plan on having that self control this summer
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I need moral support for this bender
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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