Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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