I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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