Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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