The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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