the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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