Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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