I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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