Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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