Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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