Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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