8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
