Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Randomize
