Come see our sink grown plant.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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