doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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