I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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