i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Randomize
