He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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