Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize