Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
we made out on top of his cat.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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