I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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