Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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