oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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