Its about making memories worth repressing
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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