hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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