Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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