I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
The feeling are messing with the penis
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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