You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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