you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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