hotel room ftw
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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