If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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