dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
