The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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