Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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