oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
We don't watch enough power rangers
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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