We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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