Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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