is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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