At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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