take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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