you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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