Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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